Police Call Centre

Hello netinfong readers, how is the weekend going?? hope you people are still flexing MTN, if NO let me know. Well its been a while i posted a joke, so i decided to upload one today.

I think our police don upgrade oOh, dis na d call center
numba 411...
There was a robbery operation in my neighbour's house and I
called them... next thing I heard was .
Welcome to Nigerian Police Emergency Center.. for
English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press
3.
Then I pressed 1... then another voice came
up....For car accident press 1, for armed robbery
press 2, for boko haram please hang up....
Den I pressed 2, anoda voice came up....
If they're with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47
press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5, all of
the above press 6...
Then i checked and saw they were with all of them
then I pressed 6... anoda voice came up sayin....
Hmmmm...! My brother, if ur Father or brother dey police u
go gree make them come???

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