WHICH OF THESE WILL U CALL IDIOT?

WHICH OF THESE WILL YOU CALL IDIOT???

1. A guy who approach a

lady to propose and end

up talking about her dog

throughout....

 2. A girl who says no to

 a guy whom she is soo

 interested in and begins

 to cry anytime she sees

        him talking to another girl...

                           Happy weekend pals                        

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The three contractors

After a long week its time to laugh out loud..

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack Obama Lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA &
the 3rd from
Nigeria.

They go with White House official to examine the fence.

The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team & $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese does some measuring & figuring,says,"I can do it for $700. ($300
for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".

The Nigerian did not even
measure or figure out
anything, but he walks around the White House & whispers "$2,700." The official says,"You didn't even measure
how did you come up
with such a high figure?"
The Nigerian whispers "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job."

Have a splendid weekend friends..

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Akpos and Ekaette

Akpors and his Wife Ekaette were watching News on T.V when an Announcement was made that any Family with 5 Children should come with them to Government house Asaba to collect 8 million naira. Akpors then said to his Wife, Take care of this our 3 Children, i have 2 Children outside this Marriage, let me go and get them. Akpors went and came back with the 2 Children and did not see the 3 Children. He was shocked and asked his wife Where the 3 Children ? Wife replied, You think say na only you hear the news, their Papa hear am too, he don come collect them.

Have a wonderful weekend...

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Akpos & his friends daughters

Wow! its Friday again, i know we all love Friday's and its that time again when we get some hilarious jokes.

Akpos stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you please help and get me my shoes?" 

Akpos accepts and goes upstairs. 

There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me up here to make love to you!"

They stared at him and said, "That can't be!"

Akpos replies, "OK, let's ask him!"

He shouts down the stairs to his friend, "Both of them?"

The friend replies, "Yes, both of them!"

Have a splendid weekend friends...

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Akpos & his mum

Been a while i dropped some jokes, lets ease out a bit today TGIF.

Akpos: I dont like my maths teacher.

Mum: why?

Akpos: He is confused!

Mum: How?

Akpos: Yesterday he said 5+4 =9 and today he said 2+7 =9

Mum: Can you imagine...i told your dad i never liked that school!.

lolzzz

Have a lovely weekend friends.

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The Pilot & the madmen

TGIF  time to get your ribs cracking...

A pilot was transporting a group of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric hospital in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise and suddenly one of them entered the pilots cabin. 

Madman: Teach me how to fly a plane! 

Pilot: i would, under one condition.

 Madman: what? 

Pilot: If you can get your friends to stop the noise (3 minutes later, the plane was so quiet!)

Pilot: Wow!! that was fast how did you get them to stop the noise??

Madman: it was easy i opened the door and asked them to go and play outside!

Pilot fainted.

Happy weekend friends.

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Akpos and the pastor

Yipeeee!! its Friday again and you all know how we do it.

PASTOR: There's a man here...

 AKPOS:(Shouts from d crowd) It is me!

 PASTOR: I repeat! There's a man here.. 

AKPOS: (Shouts from d crowd) it is me and my family. 

PASTOR: I say there's a man here.. 

AKPOS: (Shouts from d crowd) it is me ooooooh!!! 

PASTOR: They have been sucking your blood for five years now. AKPOS: Ah!!! No be me ooooh!!! 

#Hapi weekend

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